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The reason the dog is known as man's best friend is probably because he gives no advice, never tries to borrow money, and has no in-laws

A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. 

The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a Vet - *I* don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking." She smugly added, "Why can't you?" 

The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said, "There you are. ...Of course, if ~that~ doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down." 

Beware of Dog! 

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed an old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. 

He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" 

"Yep, that's him," he replied. 

The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" 

"Because"; the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him." 



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